Pay More Attention Mommy

Mommy is busy on FB and she hears in a very excited voice...

Lulu: Brother is putting cream cheese on Sissy!!!!

Me: What? [falling hard now back into reality]

Lulu: Cream cheese...on Sissy.....I will get it out [visualize an oversized nerf golf club being wielded in Sissy's general direction]

Clearly...it's time for me to clock-back in...apparently there are no state-mandated mommy breaks. We need a union.