Older & Somewhat Wiser

Yes, a birthday has come and gone. So far the only nugget of genius the ripe old age of 34 has brought me is this:

IF you happen to be lucky enough to love someone who brings you an ice cream pie for your birthday
and
IF you decide to try sneak bites during the day when your toddler isn't looking
you might think
That leaving a fork in the freezer is a clever way to facilitate your devious behavior
BUT
Keep in mind your lips will stick!